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Monday
Dear Muffin,
My Auntie Sandra
came to my kennel today and read me your story. I was thrilled. I
thought you were the biggest and handsomest boy I have ever seen and I
loved your muscular thighs. I was excited a very lot to be walking
beside you last Sunday .
Our mummies were
nattering so they didn’t see when you gave me some kisses and put your
nose on me. I liked that. I would like you to be my boy friend because I
love you too. Do you think we could meet again without all the other
doggies, just you and me? Only I ought to tell you I couldn’t go all the
way because I had that operashun ,oprashun, hoperashun we lady dogs have
to stop us having baby dogs, and I expect you have to.
Also I wouldn’t
like you to be jealous of Chief who walked with me on Sunday. I have
known him for ages and he is my bestest friend, but he doesn’t fancy me
because he is in love with Auntie Sandra, and so we’re just good
friends. He saw you kiss me and he said you were handsome and he hoped
you would treat me nicely or you would have him to answer to!
My racing name
was “Choose Me” and lots of people did but I kept running into the back
of other doggies so I only won 4 races. What I liked most was meeting
all the other doggies in the paddock before my race and lots of people
stroked me and said how pretty I was, but I wish I had lovely grey eyes
like you only they wouldn’t match my lovely black nose, would they?
Anyway I hope
you get this letter because I had to give it to my Auntie Sandra to post
it for me as I didn’t have any pocket money left to buy the stamp- and
you know how forgetful she is! Please write and tell me if your mummy
will let us meet again.
With all my
love,
Sandy
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